My name is Abigail. I have been in a relationship with my best friend Axel for almost four years. I work at a nursing home as a Resident Care Specialist and my time with my residents is priceless. I am in love with hot chocolate in the morning, fireplaces, good books, sudoku puzzles, and thunderstorms.
“It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska
Note how the most important facet of this story is not how she swam out and physically saved two people from drowning in a riptide at the risk of her own life, but that during the course of heroic physical activity in an outfit not designed for it, a tit slipped out.
Really? A nipple? A nipple made an appearance when she was dragging her son and a woman twice her size out of strong currents?